AI Company Logos That Look Like Buttholes, Ranked

For this week's Sick Burns Friday post, we're asking the important questions like "why do all of these logos look like that?"

This post came to me in a fever dream last night. At some point I must have noticed that nearly every major AI company logo vaguely looks like a wrinkled, winking butthole and then immediately filed it away in my brain.

I am apparently not the first person to make this connection.

The current era of corporate logo design, which started around 2022, is affectionately called by some the "butthole era." Logos of this age generally have a circular design with elements radiating from the center of the circle.

It's funny too, because AI programs frequently function like a poop chute. Programmers feed in content, and the software learns, processes that info, and then shits out something that is a mish-mashed version of what it initially digested.

Anyways, here are AI company logos ranked by how closely they resemble a butthole:

9) Perplexity

Perplexity's logo less resembles a butthole than it does a toilet brush. The design is in 3D, which makes that rear end comparison difficult. If you made it 3D with a top down view, it would perfectly resemble the wrinkles of a puckered anus.

Butthole Grade: D+

8) Gemini AI

A layman might see Gemini's logo as a simple but stylized star, but I see hole. Perhaps it's a bit stretched, slightly winking, but the connotations are unmistakable. Unlike my own asshole, Gemini shows up seemingly everywhere.

Butthole Grade: C-

7) Grok

Not only is this a butthole, but it's a butthole getting penetrated. Does that make Grok the gayest AI logo? I'm not sure. Points off for being a little too abstract, but it's nice to know that MechaHitler poops just like the rest of us.

Butthole Grade: C-

6) Samsung Galaxy AI

Derivative of the Gemini logo above, but bonus points for group play.

Butthole Grade: C

5) Apple Intelligence AI

Another in the line of "these infinity shapes look like butthole wrinkles". I appreciate the color scheme to let us know this is a gay hole. But no really, it is kind of weird that so many of these look like this, right?

Butthole Grade: C+