The Odd Codpiece Politics of (Some of) the Left
Journalist Ken Klippenstein recently wrote a piece calling typical politicians "smoothgroins," which prompted me to imagine what we would call the opposite: codpiece
The MAGA Circus: GOP's Reality TV Guy Problem
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The GOP's Reality TV Freak Show
A collection of creeps, former reality TV stars, and former athletes now permeate the modern Republican party. But why? In 2010, a reality TV star had a famous on air crashout when he told a friend he was trying to control his anger with dozens of crystals on and around
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Does God Have a Dick??
This week's Sick Burns post is asking the important questions like: does God have a dick? How big is it? And perhaps most importantly, does God fuck?
VIDEO: Run Out the Clock: Why Delay is the Best Strategy Against Trump
I've been making little videos to accompany the newsletters I've been writing. I've enjoyed recording them and it gives me a chance to show off more of my personality for you folks, my readers! If you're a YouTube type of person I&
The Best Weapon We Have Against Trump is Delay
But political delay takes a lot of work
There Has Never Been an All Powerful Trans Lobby
And anyone claiming there is was lying to you
This Federal Judge is More Powerful than the President
Reed O'Connor is the right's go-to judge when they want to bend the law to their culture war will Think about the many high profile legal cases that have come and gone over the last ten years. There was the battle over the many aspects of
Her Name Was Juniper Blessing
Sick Burns 5/15/2026 - The slain 19 year old trans University of Washington student has been identified in the press It's never easy to write about a trans woman who dies by violence. It's just a fact of life as trans people that there
The Evangelical Trump Worship Just Took an Apocryphal Turn
Everything under Trump is Trump Worship, especially conservative sects of American religion In the Old Testament, Moses spent 40 days on Mt. Sinai, only descending once he had the ten commandments in hand. When he finally climbed off the mountain, he found his people worshipping a literal golden calf statue.
Sick Burns - 5/8/2026
It was a busy week over here at Burns Notice HQ. Here's my recap of the week and a few other cool things exclusively for paid subscribers! Friday Thought: Chief Justice John Roberts, fresh off completing his decades long venture to destroy the Voting Rights Act, took to