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Katelyn Burns

31 May 2026
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The Bizarre Mindf*ck of Having Happy Memories of 9/11

The Bizarre Mindf*ck of Having Happy Memories of 9/11

My life changed forever on September 11, 2001, and not in completely bad ways.

lock-1 By Katelyn Burns 11 Sep 2026
Trump is Not Going to Give You $5000

Trump is Not Going to Give You $5000

Last night at the Midterm Election Republican National Convention, President Donald Trump promised to send every American adult $5000 if Republicans retain the US House and Senate. He won't do that.

By Katelyn Burns 10 Sep 2026
What the New York Times Missed (On Purpose) About Seth Moulton

What the New York Times Missed (On Purpose) About Seth Moulton

The Times tried to cast Moulton as an exciting younger candidate running to unseat a geriatric Democratic incumbent but voters don't want youth, they want solutions

By Katelyn Burns 08 Sep 2026
Lake Ontario Almost Killed Me

Lake Ontario Almost Killed Me

After President Trump's antics around trying to rename Lake Ontario, a terrifying near death memory from my childhood came rushing back to me

lock-1 By Katelyn Burns 28 Aug 2026

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