The Best Election Night Posts - A Compilation

The Best Election Night Posts - A Compilation

I asked my BlueSky followers to send me the funniest election night posts and boy howdy did they deliver. Enjoy!


The Post having a normal one

Kate Burns (@katerqburns.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T03:50:04.633Z

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

Heather Antos (@heatherantos.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T03:34:20.871Z

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) 2025-11-05T01:47:07.843Z

I don’t get it, Mamdani didn’t go on Rogan or post any solo work out videos that I could find, he just walked around town telling voters about his ideas to help them

Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) 2025-11-05T03:47:21.136Z

Democrats (@democrats.org) 2025-11-05T03:31:40.750Z

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo

Pwnallthethings (@pwnallthethings.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T03:38:33.527Z

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) 2025-07-14T22:16:17.855Z

Pinning this post for the time being to collect crashouts from the right add if you like

Captain Chaos (@captainchaos.myatproto.social) 2025-11-05T03:25:08.450Z

stay tuned

Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T03:13:13.748Z

Lmao Ackman’s mentions

egg price watcher (@bluser12.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T02:52:09.488Z

sweep the leg

David M. Perry (@lollardfish.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T02:34:27.793Z

Oye, Cuomo va

Jonathan M. Katz (@katz.theracket.news) 2025-11-05T03:09:04.468Z

At Antifun Bloc we didn't make an election night post we made an entire game about it store.steampowered.com/app/4072500/...

Zhenya (@nadezhda.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T11:49:47.511Z

And finally my own contribution:

Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com) 2025-11-05T02:13:04.329Z

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